ah~! kimi!!

oh yeah. today is one of the most stupidest day of my life.
*imaginary voice*: "why?? does that person (atashi no choichoi) hit you again? do you want me to snap his..i mean her neck?"
oh no my dear imaginary voice. but i think you should coz she's a real pain the ass. should i tell you guys about my day? i think its not that important.
*imaginary crowd*: "oh no!!" "tell us! tell us! tell us!" *noise noise noise*

okay. okay. settle down everyone. especially you,hottie over there *winks*.
*imaginary hot guy* :
why the hell is that guy looks like a cute momo? oh btw, i'm not gonna use the word 'fuck' anymore. turns out fuck = an act of sexual intercourse. not really sure what thats mean but whenever i see the word 'sexual' i wont use it. no no no no no!~ neomu, kkamjjak kkamjjak mollananeun oh oh oh oh oh..neomu, jjaritjjarit nomi tteollyeo gee gee gee gee gee......
*back to the story*
anyway, remember the science test i got last week? well. i get the results today. suprisingly i got 78%! and the fact that i always make stupid mistakes, are not so suprising. on that paper, it got a q bout the animals features and such. well, i got the starfish one wrong. i wrote that it has no gills. but the teacher said its wrong coz if we want to know if it has gills or not we have to 'check it out yo!' first. but i didnt came when she xplained that part. so its no my fault.
but!!! the perverted chick who sits next to me's answer is the worst! how the hell can she put the starfish shaped like a star!!!!
ASDFGHJKL! stupid.
n what the fact that she answer a q about red blood cells a long time ago. but that time. its worst. she wrote.
red blood cell : shaped like a doughnut.
oi! are you taking the test seriously on not ha?

oi! you guys taking a nap now???!!! oi! wake up!! wake up!!!
*imaginary crowd*: ZZZZZZZ~
*tries to run away* okay fans....i know that i got chased badly coz i didnt bid you goodbye last time. but. if you dont wake up on the count of 10 if you dont wakey2, i'm gonna run okay, 1.....3......5......7.....10! *fleeee for life*

deyyy! BI ko sumpah mcm celake daaa

and there i was. dying of boredom when i just scrolling down my facebook news feed when i saw a pic. i dont really care at first. but curiosity get the best of me. i just look at the latest comment when Atashi no Yana wrote: "aiyoyo...what's wrong with your english???". suddenly i became interested so i clicked on it. i cracked as soon as i see it:

the 1st thing dat popped from my mouth automatically is "WHAT THE FUCKING MOONCAKE????!!! AND HE'S IN A BETTER CLASS THAN ME???!!!" oh kiss my ass. OMG!!! dis kid is damn frickin stupid 'THAT WAS TEACH ME UNTIL NOW?' my asshole of a neighbour can write better than dat! 'NEXT YEAR I GIVE TEACHER A PRESENT??!!' okay man. if you say it that way, then me think you are dumb dumb. u're a disgrace of all us japan lovers lahh deyy. he even spelled 'especially' wrong. since when einstein said that there's an X in especially. i'm damn sure that humping boa's n dbsgay's english better than this! seriously. this kid is a joke. ya hear me dawg!! A JOKE!! A FUCKIN PAIN IN THE ASS JOKE! next time when u want to speak english, LEARN IT FIRST!!!!

This discriminastic world

yeaaa. sdg2 aq men search2 vid hyakushiki ntok d dl kt kamichan.com nih, aq ad nmpk 1 post dy 'Why google hates Yamada' . sumpah mmg aq suke tgk mende uh. mcm siot je. nme yama-chan tade dlm google. hahahahaha!! aduhh. saket prot aq.

tgk yamada terigt keito. terigt keito terigt hubby. terigt hubby terigt mmpi aq tntg 'hubby' aq. mmpi yg sumpah bangang. tp aq rse mmpi uh ta sebangang mmpi aq protect mk aq dri kne tembak

al-kisahh......

aq di situ. sedang berdiri di tengah2 jalan. sorg mamat sedang manghale kn senapag gajah ke arah mak aq. aq un ape lagi, sro mk aq ke tepi ah. tapi dy wat dek je en. na aje aq mencarot mase uh. tapi ble pike2 ad senapang gajah da na berlepas aq sabo je. aq un protect dy. tapi dy still wat dek lg. nih aq da tatahan lg. tibe2 satu tembakan da di lepas kn. aq un da sedie na mati da mase uh. tapi aq bukak mate, da ken tembak, tp ta mati. ek eleh. gimmik je mamat uh dgn snapg gajah dy. lalu aq un beredar dr tempat kejadian, wat2 mcm tade mende jadik en. ta slap aq, aq blah na crik marshmallow ataw bantal ucukk aq.

good times, good times. ahhhhh. malam td ta ckop tdo. so tale mmpi. cinabeng <-- pengaroh realiti konspirasi. oh keito !!!! keito! keito!!!!!